Kevin Federline Going To Do Oprah

November 12, 2007 | Fuck My Face, On The Tube, Stuff |

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Kevin Federline is reportedly set to do Oprah, ya’ll. Sometime in 2008, Mr. Sperm Dumpster himself is going to have a sit down with Ope and tell his side of the story in regards to his temultuous marriage to you know who…

A source told News of the World, “He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband.”

The source added that Kevin wants everyone to know that he isn’t at fault for Britney’s odd behavior and decline.

“It’s a huge step but he could turn around the public’s view that he was the reason behind Britney’s meltdown.”

Splat.

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The Peeps Want Al Gore

November 2, 2007 | Fuck My Face, Stuff |

Saying there’s still time for him to get into the presidential race, the Draft Gore campaign tomorrow starts airing its first television ad urging former vice president Al Gore to make another run at the White House.

Called “Imagine,” the 30-second spot is due on CNN and New Hampshire’s WMUR-TV.

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Damn, people are really lovin’ Al Gore these days. Too bad he didn’t get this kind of treatment when his ass was running for the presidency or while he was in the Senate and House.

Leave it up to the entertainment biz. to elevate a semi douche to celebrity status. Global warming has been a concern for a long time actually. So kudos to Gore for bringing a collective focus on that… but that’s about it. Am I alone here?

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Full article at USAToday.

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