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The Official Butt Crack Calendar aims to take the lowly crack to new heights via divinely inspired and downright hysterical photography. Give it as a gag or keep it for yourself, either way it’ll leave you bent over with laughter, cracking miles of smiles.

You can get your copy at a funky and flea market looking website called PrankPlace.com. lol… or something. :}

Why is this a Ukrainian Sprite commercial?

Stephen Lynch is totally gay.

Beyonce first busted her ass in that very embarrassing and well publicized concert in Orlando . Now she’s at it again, falling down all kinds of stairs and trying to play it off. Ha ha ha!

Bitch is getting all kinds of sloppy these days in those 8 inch hook’ heels.

Dang B.!

Puddy from Seinfeld and the voice of super macho, paraplegic cop, Joe Swanson on Family Guy flops around ass naked in a new movie titled The Civilixation of Maxwell Bright - due to be released in September. This shizz was leaked by a bootlegger onto MySpace. He he.

I’ve always been curious about what Puddy was working with down there. Not bad, not bad at all. Who knew?!

Snoop Dogg does some mad freestyling on Flavor Flav’s ass during the Comedy Central Roast of the burnt to a crisp rapper/reality show actor. The roast airs on August 12th.

And can ya’ll believe there’s going to be a third season of Flavor of Love!?!?

Oh snap, you know there’s going to be some tore up bitches on this one. The hoes keep getting crazier and crazier every season. Wonder if New York will be up for another spin on the overly ghetto and wacky reality TV show which should be titled, Flavor of Love: Season 3, Whacked Out, To’ Up Biotches!

Can you smell guess who’s frumpy ass and back fat this belongs to???

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How does John Stamos continue to suck so hard? Well, one thing is for sure. He makes for good entertainment and fodder… :snickers:

Paris’ ravenous vagina and asshole devours a pair of bikini bottoms. Those ugly ass peach bottoms never stood a chance.

:lol: I love TMZ.com.

This fairy princess ice skating guy totally kicks some ass in the hockey rink.

Um, does anyone even watch hockey anymore?

What’s going on with Demi’s supple looking boobies?

I hope selling your soul to the devil is worth getting boned by Ashton and having a body that never ages.

What is she eating and doing that keeps her looking so fit… besides Ashton’s peen???