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Kevin Federline is reportedly set to do Oprah, ya’ll. Sometime in 2008, Mr. Sperm Dumpster himself is going to have a sit down with Ope and tell his side of the story in regards to his temultuous marriage to you know who…

A source told News of the World, “He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband.”

The source added that Kevin wants everyone to know that he isn’t at fault for Britney’s odd behavior and decline.

“It’s a huge step but he could turn around the public’s view that he was the reason behind Britney’s meltdown.”

Splat.

The Martin Scorsesi (worst or best comparison ever…??? lol) of gay porn, Chi Chi Larue sits down with Unzipped Mag to dish about 20 years in the biz. Mrs. Larue gets all reavealing… talking about life before, during, and after his/her career directing gay porn.

In this exclusive and revealing interview with LaRue, conducted by Unzipped Associate Editor Ken Knox at the Channel 1 offices, the man behind the drag persona sits down with UnzippedBlog.net to tell us about his early days in the business, the celebrities and porn stars he came to know over the years, and dishes about some juicy industry tidbits. So settle in for a long chat, and prepare to be entertained!

Quite entertaining. Check out Unizpped Mags blog for the full interview.

Big.Gay.Fierce.Cunt.

Saying there’s still time for him to get into the presidential race, the Draft Gore campaign tomorrow starts airing its first television ad urging former vice president Al Gore to make another run at the White House.

Called “Imagine,” the 30-second spot is due on CNN and New Hampshire’s WMUR-TV.

Damn, people are really lovin’ Al Gore these days. Too bad he didn’t get this kind of treatment when his ass was running for the presidency or while he was in the Senate and House.

Leave it up to the entertainment biz. to elevate a semi douche to celebrity status. Global warming has been a concern for a long time actually. So kudos to Gore for bringing a collective focus on that… but that’s about it. Am I alone here?

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Full article at USAToday.

haha… lol. Okay, not really… but Scarlett Johansson did give Josh “The Kissing Disease”.

Buxom actress Scarlett Johansson gave Josh Hartnett glandular fever aka ‘the kissing disease’ while he was filming 30 Days Of Night. Josh, 29, who dated Scarlett, 22, for a year, said he struggled to film scenes in the vampire film after contracting the fever:

“I was falling apart because I had glandular fever, otherwise known as the kissing disease. You’re supposed to have it at 14, so apparently I haven’t kissed enough people.”

Ewww… Umm, well, would any of you risk it in order to french Josh?

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