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Singer Beth Ditto has come up with a novel way to combat homophobia - by throwing up on bigots.

The Gossip frontwoman, who is an outspoken advocate for gay rights, was so offended by a group of teenage boys mocking her sexuality, she deliberately vomited on them.

She says, “I once puked on some homophobic boys on a boat.”

“It might not have been the most hygienic approach, but it was certainly very effective.” [source:]

The Ditto is one ragin’ biotch.

Will the Brown’s and Goldman’s ever see any money from OJ? It seems like all that ever happens is some judge awarding financial retribution, but dick head OJ always finds a way to skip out.

O.J. Simpson must pay the family of the late Ronald Goldman any money he earns from a video game featuring his likeness to satisfy a $38 million wrongful death judgment, a judge ruled Tuesday.

The game, “All-Pro Football 2K8,” features Simpson’s likeness playing as one of 240 former football greats.

(Source:)

“Greats”, what? Lame.

Someone should seriously kick his ass.

Making and starring in the shitacular El Cantante together wasn’t enough for the very much in love and in it for the long haul couple, Jenny and Marc.

Jennifer, Marc and their weaves have set 14 tour dates stretching from Atlantic City, NJ to Miami. The “much anticipated” tour launches Sept. 29 in Atlantic City and ends Nov. 2 in Miami.

These two just can’t get enough of each other. And it looks like there finally ready to come out of seclusion to sing and bore the world with their music.

J. Lopez (since she doesn’t go by J-Lo or Jenny From the Cock anymore) is set to release her new album, “Brave,” on Oct. 9.

Snoop Dogg does some mad freestyling on Flavor Flav’s ass during the Comedy Central Roast of the burnt to a crisp rapper/reality show actor. The roast airs on August 12th.

And can ya’ll believe there’s going to be a third season of Flavor of Love!?!?

Oh snap, you know there’s going to be some tore up bitches on this one. The hoes keep getting crazier and crazier every season. Wonder if New York will be up for another spin on the overly ghetto and wacky reality TV show which should be titled, Flavor of Love: Season 3, Whacked Out, To’ Up Biotches!

Heterosexual writer, Richard Johnson of Page Six says of Paula Abdul:

Paula Abdul is always running late, as seen on her Bravo show, “Hey Paula” - but woe to her assistants if they don’t get their jobs done on time. A spy says, “There’s a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She’ll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she’s on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she’ll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn’t done yet. All hell breaks loose.” Abdul’s rep said, “There’s no alarm that I’ve ever seen.”

Yup, that sounds about right. If you’ve seen Paula’s shitastic reality show on Bravo, you know how much of a basketcase she is. Her assistants are definitely gluttons for punishment. It’s sort of amusing and sad at the same time - watching Paula fuck up, and then completely going ape shit on her assistants for it.

Cunt.

This is from Total Eclipse. A movie Leo did before becoming one of Hollywood’s leading guy celebrities.

Check out Leo being completely gay with another guy and showing of his fronty parts.

This is just, well…. bizarre… but hot… I guess.

Hey everyone!

The weekend is almost here. Be sure to give someone a little less perky than you a big smile. It could make their day. Like the little guy in this picture… awww, isn’t he cute? l:)

This guy’s mother really did a number on him. Either that or he’s seriously mental. Heck, we’ll go with both.

This can’t possibly be staged. If it is, this guy should totally get some kind of douche bag award for being the most convincing human douche alive.

Hmm, maybe we’re being too harsh. After all, he could really be suffering from some kind of sexual identity crisis or something. Well, either way, this is so funny. LOL

Haha!

Janice Dickerson’s bulge has inspired us to create a new category labeled WTF?! And to stay consistent with the theme we just reported on (Janice’s testicles) we thought this pic. would be appropriate.

Ummm, so what do you guys think? Just a case of serious blue balls or some kind of freaky fetish… or something else?!

Sound off and leave a comment if you want. :o)