Hey all you lovely peeps.! I’m gonna try my best to get some updates today… but I’m tryin to pack for a camping trip. haha… Yeah, seriously, it’s that dramatic. I got an awesome blue sleeping bag from the Outdoorsman. The weather has been really moderate lately. It’s been beautiful… but my new sleeping bag is going to be perfect when it gets chilly at night. Pacey, you could share it with me… but too bad your in Philly… LOL. Just kidding.

Ethan

The Official Butt Crack Calendar aims to take the lowly crack to new heights via divinely inspired and downright hysterical photography. Give it as a gag or keep it for yourself, either way it’ll leave you bent over with laughter, cracking miles of smiles.

You can get your copy at a funky and flea market looking website called PrankPlace.com. lol… or something. :}

“Harry peels off the underwear and sits back and strokes his cock for a minute. As he plays with his cock, his hand drifts closer to his asshole and before you know it this tight little stud is hopping up on his knees and giving one of the finest ass shows I’ve seen! All before blowing a load all over his face.”

Oh!

Check out those curves…. and those titties!

(Pretty sexy cover Photoshop job). Nah, seriously, bitch has a smoking body.

Kevin Federline is reportedly set to do Oprah, ya’ll. Sometime in 2008, Mr. Sperm Dumpster himself is going to have a sit down with Ope and tell his side of the story in regards to his temultuous marriage to you know who…

A source told News of the World, “He wants to give his side and show the world he is a good father and concerned ex-husband.”

The source added that Kevin wants everyone to know that he isn’t at fault for Britney’s odd behavior and decline.

“It’s a huge step but he could turn around the public’s view that he was the reason behind Britney’s meltdown.”

Splat.

This week at LatinJocks… spotlighting Marcelo!

“This hot 23 year old has got an amazing bubble butt and big fat 9″ cock… which probably shot the biggest load we’ve ever seen (biggest in over 500 models!)”

Wowzaerr!

Singer Beth Ditto has come up with a novel way to combat homophobia - by throwing up on bigots.

The Gossip frontwoman, who is an outspoken advocate for gay rights, was so offended by a group of teenage boys mocking her sexuality, she deliberately vomited on them.

She says, “I once puked on some homophobic boys on a boat.”

“It might not have been the most hygienic approach, but it was certainly very effective.” [source:]

The Ditto is one ragin’ biotch.

A show of his photos opening November 8th photographer Lindsay Lozon talks to Fantasticsmag about his latest book.

Part two of of Fantasticsmags portfolio of never-before-seen pics of Lozon’s photos.

Visit Fantasicsmag’s website for the first part and more from the second. It’s sexy, hot…awesome - damn.

Ben got talking to Josh at the car rental carwash in San Francisco during my vacation there. After seeing his naked torso flexing over his rental, Ben started to tell him about the shoots he does for his website. They talked about him being straight and that it didn’t really matter for the site. It wasn’t long before Josh dropped round to Ben’s hotel, and once the nerves were gone so were his jocks! Ben jumped on the bed to get him hard and it wasn’t long before he was squirting in Ben’s face!

Watch what happens when Ben forgets Josh’s sexuality and tries to put his cock in his mouth… but doesn’t every boy like big….??? Apparently not. This was a really hot shoot. Josh is one muscle bound hottie!”

Hot Ben!

Photographer Lionel Guyou photogs. some completely gushworthy models for the Collections Automne Hiver editorial… for Upstreet France No. 66.

Danny Beauchamp, Nicolas Bemberg, Hugo Sauzay, and Ryan Tommas are some of the models featured in the spread. They give great face head.